Welcome to The Rare Candy Shop, where all sorts of off-the-wall entertainment is available to you in one handy place! Featuring podcasts, writings, and things to view all in one go, The Rare Candy Shop is like a circus of sometimes NSFW fun. Only this is not like the circus you remember as a child. Oh no…

True, there’s animal acts and clowns. But the animals aren’t quite what you’d expect, and the clowns…just don’t piss off the clowns. They’d love to rip a hole in your chest. Then, smash your dreams into little tiny pieces.

Damn clowns.

DDR Clowns = WIN